Uses for a George Galloway?
Hat tip Devil's Kitchen

It is for far greater students of Parliament than I to answer me this: is this the first time the phrase "spunk loving sluts" has been uttered in the House of Commons (c611 here)? By that I mean the Chamber rather than the Strangers' Bar where, I am willing to bet, it has seen a fair usage.

For me however, the best bit is the way that George gallantly apologises to Harriet Harman for the language she is about to hear, "close your ears, Harriet, this is where the men talk about Unwholesome Sex. Oh good Lord, she's fainted! Mr Speaker! The smelling salts!"

Mind you, there's something of Rhett Butler at the fall of Atlanta about the entire episode. Imagine: masterfully sweeping a weakly protesting Harriet up into his arms and ignoring the barrage of fire from the Speaker, George escapes from the Chamber and those evil supporters of "Israel" and into the cool opulence of Central Lobby.

Harriet: But George, what shall we do? Where shall we go?
George: Frankly my dear...[yeah, you know the rest]

I've just re-read this and it looks a little mad. Never mind: IT'S RECESS, BABY!